YOUR DAILY DOSE OF VITAMIN SHIT HAPPENS

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

Sorry ive been gone so long you snooting butt lickers..

I cannot fathem how this week has been.

Filled up my time!..

this fatass behind me eating pickles and ice cream cannot be my mother..

BEST SPRING BREAK EVER

ill update as soon as the cave troll stops bitching about her stomache weight

complain... 20 percent of people dont care 30 percent are happy about what happened to you. Well the other 50% is here. Where you can say whatever you want and not have to worry or give a shit about what people might think. NEW PAGE. ask shitdisturber(me) for those of you who have underdeveloped minds..

Stories..? some of you and when i mean "some" i mean verry few(this is a new site)want to start writting stories like something REALLY embarrassing that happened to you so i created the OH SHIT page.. haha i know pretty provacative site right? well if they can show porn on the internet then i can swear as much as i damn well please

Oh, and new things will be coated in red since im too lazy to change the colors around and all that fun shit.

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 valuable quote of the week

 "It's hard to make a comeback when you hav'nt been anywhere"

WEEKLY CHAINLESS MAIL!

     Why the chicken cross the road?

GEORGE W. BUSH
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with  us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here. READ MORE........................................................................................................................................................

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 Today: 

You know what pissed me off already what else is there to say. OH today i found out that my mom is preggo. Im going to be a big brother, why am i not excited? She don't know who the fucking father is. This is just magical, the wonder of life is pricless. So is that Dang-Bang Ditch routine.

Here's another thing,

Ever spend nine months with a pregnant single mother, alone?

God give me fucking strength..

I know one thing, i am NOT going lipstick shopping.

Now take your damn poll and give me a strip tease you whores 

last pole: ARGUEMENTS WITH PARENTS

Wrong when they think theyre right... (77%)

i cower in my room from the thought of it! (23%) 

  ITS THE WORLD WIDE FUCKING WEB and im bored as hell..

  

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Well lets start with my computer is making some wierd obnoctious noise and wont shut the hell up.. there i kicked it. Which brings me to my point, you ever get REALLY REALLY mad and just want to kick or punch something? or possibly whats making you mad? well I bet we all have.. but what if you couldnt do anything about it?... ugh i hate that, its like arguing with your parents they always pull the "youre grounded" card and guess who loses? wow that doesnt seem fair at all.. i wish i could ground parents.. just say youre grounded mom "why?" because im bored with life.. too bad we couldnt do that, instead we mumble "fuck you" to where they cant hear and lock ourselves in our room.. anyway.. You cant do anything about this problem so what do you do?.. whine bitch about it. Well what if nobody cares you may ask? I do.. probably doesnt seem like it but I have open ears and i wouldnt mind hearing. Theres other people who would actually find it amusing.. mabey they have the same problem? I am probobly boring you to death right now.. or am i? who knows.. this is just an introduction not something that pisses me off.. Okay so this is what p!sses me off.. when people just barge into your room when youre not there and take your shit! i mean they couldnt wait until youre back and ask "can i use your mp3?" no instead they torture you and let you wonder around the house wondering "FUCK! WHERES MY MP3?!?!?!?!?!?! I KNOW ITS SOMEWHERE! I CANT LIVE WITHOUT MUSIC!!! UGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!" they dont bother to say anything because theyre a bunch of ASSHOLES! or they left with it before you got home. Later that day everyone at school wonders what the hell is wrong with you. I would imagine a person lying in the corner rocking back and fourth with that crazy look in their eyes " ...black hole sun wontcha come and wash away the rain hehehehehee.. o.e" yeah thats just creepy.. then you come back home and your brother hands you your mp3 at this point youre like "WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" then he says "oh i borrowed it today" wow.. i hate siblings, im sure some of you go through the same exact thing too -VITAMIN.SH 4/20/10 8:41 p.m.
 
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